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Joke of the Day

"Liars make their bed and.... lie there too."

"Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel depressed and miserable."

"How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb? One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world."

"A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover."

"Smart Students :D :P Question asked by a Student.! If a single Teacher cant Teach us all subjects, then.. how could you expect a single student to Learn All subjects.??"

"Practice safe lunch Always use a condiment"

"And the Lord said unto John; 'Come forth and you shall receive eternal life.' ...But John came fifth and he won a toaster."

"Why did Hitler suicide? He got the gas bill"

"People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut the fuck up What I'm doing is **natural** and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."

"What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot? Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another."