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Joke of the Day

"My wife always tells me not to take things personally, so I hired a guy to do it for me. He already stole a bike."

"My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator"

"It's days like these.... When a man wakes up, looks around and thinks ""Yup, times are a changin!"""

"Your turtle puns tortoise family apart"

"What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common? They'll both make you one with everything."

"What do you call an EDM party full of serial killers at the bottom of the ocean? Deep-rave."

"Ain't no sandwich when she's gone."

"I identify as a Skywalker I guess you could call me Anakin."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A mircale"

"I made a song... in the tuna fish"