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Joke of the Day

"True or False? How deep is the Grand Canyon? First post please be considerate but and criticism is welcome"

"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar Now that's a sweet ass"

"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?!"

"I drink to forget... my alcoholism."

"Why did the black man have a heart attack? afrosclerosis"

"What turns on mathematicians Big quantitties."

"What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride? Assalt"

"Taking a cue from politicians, I'm getting thirty normal people to stand behind me every time I say something stupid. (They're here now.)"

"What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline? I'll tell you tomorrow"

"Knock knock Who's there? No one. You imagined the knocking due to mental illness brought on by crushing loneliness."