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"Why do porn sites have a Google+ option? I don't want my friends knowing I use Google+"
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"[Spider-Man shows up at my house] *I carefully scoop him up on a piece of paper and release him outside my door*"
"Just saw The Martian. If Matt Damon was alone on Mars, who was filming him that whole time? Clearly fake"
"Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs"
"Remember: If the leprechaun sees his shadow today, six more weeks of drinking."
"My crush's ex-boyfriend was into wearing diapers I asked her best friend what she likes in a guy. She said, ""Depends..."""
"Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now."
"What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke? He walks into a bra."