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Joke of the Day

"This World Cup game is crazy Brazil did nazi this coming."

"*travels back to 1930's* okay and that's why you've got to kill hitler FBI: wait so you can just look at naked lady videos anytime you want"

"Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb? Many hands make light work."

"Dirty One Liner Girl: ""Hey, what's up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"""

"Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW? Because they have high double standards."

"What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of ""Back to the Future""? They Hire 'Em A Biff!"

"""I've got toes in different area codes."" - Ludacris steps on a land mine"

"Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days"

"I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me."

"Be nice to people because you never know when you'll a need character witness."