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Joke of the Day

"Can you believe Five Guys is a hamburger place and not an orgy store?! I'm too under dressed and overlubed to eat a hamburger now."

"What do you call a woman with big tits who doesn't make sandwiches? A compromise."

"What does a man with an eight inch cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. From BBC show First Dates."

"Do you think clouds look down on us and think, that ones shaped like an idiot."

"I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique piano I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work."

"[spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right"

"First post This is not my first post"

"I thought my daughter was studying oceanography It turns out she was just a C student"

"Guy gets into a car wreck with a midget driver Midget steps out of his car, walks over to the other guy with a scowl and states, ""I'm not happy."" Guy responds. ""So which one are you?"""

"If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy."