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Joke of the Day
"I'm typically attracted to guys who look like I'll need therapy after dating them."
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"A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says ""Make me one with everything"""
"What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes."
"According to my textbook, The old Greek currency was called Drachmae but apparently now they use a currency called *whoosh*"
"Whats a shitty nickname for a tree theif? The Log Pincher."
"How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks? Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans."
"Next OSX version announced!!! It will be called ""El Chapo"""
"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"
"I start conversations with my children by saying ""Listen to me,"" to ensure they stop paying attention from the beginning."