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Joke of the Day

"A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says ""Make me one with everything"""

"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Is there a punchline that could make this joke funny?"

"I don't take my shirts to the dry cleaners. If I want to look sharp, I pay the iron price."

"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef Jerky."

"Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he'd have shot out web every time he farted."

"Standing behind a lady at Home Depot. Heard her ask for suggestions for tools to buy her grandson who was studying to be a quantum mechanic."

"Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It's so funny, I'm still trying to get over it."

"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"

"My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it"