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Joke of the Day
"That worked out so much differently in my head. - an autobiography"
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"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."
"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"
"Hey hedgehogs, how about leaving some hedges for the rest of us?"
"""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"""
"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""
"What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease? That you get to meet new people everyday!"
"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? To see the enemies."
"Why can't I be rubied or diamonded. NOOO. I had to be jaded."