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Joke of the Day
"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a vagina? A vagina is still good after a couple of nails"
"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, Alcohol is not a solution"
"-So how can we help you today Mr Benson? ""Please. Mr Benson was my father."" -Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?"
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" ""Yeah....so is a grenade"""
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it :)"
"Say what you want about paedophiles. At least they drive slow in school zones."
"Things I trust more than Trump 1.Flint, Michigan water 2.Bill Cosby drinks 3.Elevator rides with Ray Rice 4.Donated blood from Magic Johnson 5.Casey Anthony with my kid"
"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."
"When I go to a birthday party... I like to pull out the gifts I got and show and tell everyone what I brought for the birthday person... I just want my presence to be known..."