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Joke of the Day

"What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease? That you get to meet new people everyday!"

"Why is a fire truck always red? Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose."

"Why Did The Stadium Get Hot After The Game? Because all the fans left."

"What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube? People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul."

"8th Harry Potter book confirmed, you'll never believe who wrote it... J.K."

"I love you Mario but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of"

"What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts? Master Bates"

"What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea? I'm melting!"

"During an inspection of the federal penitentiary, I saw a bald inmate beat up a warden. I guess the warden was hit by a Smooth Criminal."

"My 4yo just noticed me trying to throw out an old, wrecked piece of Lego & by the look he gave me I'm afraid to go to sleep now."