171391

Joke of the Day

"bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping? The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"

Next Joke
 
"What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around."
"Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella."
"What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink? WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR"
"How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae"
"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."
"I love pizza too much So I go to the doctor, and doc says, ""You gotta stop eating pizza""! And I say, ""Come on doc, why?"" And doc says, ""Cause I gotta examine you!"""
"Two aquatic mammals just broke up. They wanted to sea otter people."
"What's Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"
"What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent? A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!"