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Joke of the Day
"I just want to be rich enough to add bacon without asking how much more it costs."
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"An old lady next to me on the airplane was scared by me being a muslim I laughed so hard my grenades almost fell out of my pocket."
"I like my Coffee like I like my women Without a penis."
"Cop: You there! Hands over your head! Me: *raises hands* *30 avocados fall out of shirt* Cop: Holy guacamole!"
"A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday... It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."
"Him: My voice is a little hoarse. Me: You have a pony?! Him: ... Me: ... Him: ... Me: I wish I had a pony. *pouts*"
"My misery likes tequila, not company."
"Had sex with a socialist girl a little while back. Think I'm gonna need to see a doctor. whenever I pee, I start to feel the Bern."
"UDP Jokes The good thing about UDP jokes, is that I don't care if you get them."
"At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard."