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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest? Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

"Hey baby, you got an inhaler? Because you got dat Ass-ma."

"Usain Bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. The speed limit is only 40 kph!"

"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"

"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"It's been discovered that protons have mass. Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic."

"An apple a day keeps my fruit-picking business trapped in bankruptcy."

"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"

"What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight? A Large Hardon Collider."