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Joke of the Day

"For the holidays I've decided to stop making puns... I'm sure yule appreciate it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !"

"Look, all I'm saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time."

"I hate it when a bar of soap gets visibly dirty. I want to clean it, but down that road lies madness."

"Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis? Nobody in the government does their job."

"Dave drowned So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted. (Gary Delaney)"

"If Donald Trump named his scrotum would it be called Goldman Sachs?"

"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the nearest Shell Station!"

"If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl."

"The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said ""Can I have a word?"""