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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !"

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"

"Just bought Colgate mouthwash 'cause it builds stronger gums and someday my gums might have to lift a car off a baby."

"I should've been a child star so I could've gotten all my working out of the way and been an accomplished drug addict by now."

"First date Her: So what do you do? Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers Her: Wow, impressive Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos"

"I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet"

"What's a space pirate's favorite planet? mArrrs!"

"I have now lived in New York long enough that I can eat a meal while running at full speed."

"How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he was drinking it before it was cool"