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Joke of the Day

"Men are funnier than women Scientists say humor resides in the penis. I think this is true; people are always laughing when they see mine"

"You say potato, I say get the hell out of my bathroom"

"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."

"What do gifted bakers take in high school? AP Flour"

"Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say the morgue the merrier."

"I was dating an analog synthesizer But I had to break it off. She was just continuously variable."

"Girl, you're like school in june.. No class."

"Today I got bored and went to a seafood restaurant... [OC- would like opinions] Just for the halibut."

"What's another term for a prodigal farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."

"How many gays does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it."