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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a racist tampon? twatstika."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy?"

"I killed a duck that had been bothering me recently. The judge charged me with murder most fowl."

"Dear insane self-destructive people, thanks for music and art."

"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."

"What do you call with a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky"

"Why is it better to be fat than skinny? Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!"

"I was listening to 80s music today. You just can't beat Tina Turner. Unless you're Ike Turner."

"I tried to write a song about a fajita.... But it turned into a wrap."

"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."