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Joke of the Day

"what did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? {choking noises}"

"* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I? Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!"

"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."

"When you first learn about the Banach-Tarski Paradox it sounds cool... ...but, when you break it down, you'll realize you've actually seen it twice."

"I have over 500 FB friends but only 6 actual friends. And, I don't even like 2 of them..."

"Why do girls never propose Because as soon as she gets on her knees, she starts unzipping him"

"Yes officer, I know my driving is not 100% perfect, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk."

"In college I had 3 girlfriends at the same time. 10 years and a wife later, I have 0 girlfriends. Stay in school kids."

"How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."