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Joke of the Day
"Don't use up the last of the milk! Leave just enough in there to piss somebody off."
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"My girlfriend said that me being a mime was too much, and she was leaving But I couldn't bring myself to say anything"
"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."
"This year I've decided I'm going to exercise religiously... That means I'm going to work out on Easter and Christmas and I'm done."
"Why was the dog shaking? He had Barkinson's"
"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."
"Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos."
"A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball A student asked, ""Is it an African ball or an European ball?"""
"What do gay cow's eat? Hayyyyyyy"
"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."