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Joke of the Day
"What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !"
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"Whenever I'm feeling too self-confident I'll find something in my hand I've just spent 15 minutes looking for."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6 offender."
"The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword"
"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"
"Her: You're all sweaty. Where have you been? *Flash back to an hour long struggle of me trying to separate 2 shopping carts* Me: The gym."
"After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral, a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes."
"Let me tell you a joke... Feminism."
"Where does a salmon go to deposit a check? To the river bank!"
"At this point journalism school probably boils down to, ""Just say what everyone tweeted."""