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Joke of the Day
"""I just went on a hike and suddenly I can tell everyone what's right and wrong."" -Moses"
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"How do you know a black guy's been at your computer? It's not there."
"[Looking at ultrasound monitor with my wife] Wife: Look at it's little heart beating! Isn't it amazing... Me: It looks like a crossiant"
"If I had a Dollar, If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked for change, I would still pretend to have not heard them."
"I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark."
"An apostrophe walks into a'bar."
"9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children"
"Like this! How do you fuck up a joke?"
"What's the smartest dinosaur? Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! ~Skip"
"Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late."