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Joke of the Day

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls."

"What did Hitler do wrong? He didn't finish."

"Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face? A Piano."

"What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."

"A fool proof way to never feel lonely. If you're ever feeling lonely, watch a horror movie. You won't feel alone anymore."

"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."

"this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning"

"SON: How are monster trucks made? ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: [glares] ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane"

"A list of con-man jokes. What? You were expecting your money's worth? Now begger off before I set Fred on you."

"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."