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Joke of the Day
"Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face? A Piano."
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"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"
"""My birthday's coming"" Do you know what I need?"" ""Yeah but how do you wrap a life?"""
"My Ex-Girlfriend is Like a Box of Chocolates She'll kill your dog."
"There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers."
"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram"
"ALADDIN: i can show you the world JASMINE: wat why. do u kno that there are people out there. why do u think we live ina palace. no thank u"
"Told to me by my 8 year old daughter: Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence. Awkward silence who? ... I see what you did there..."
"Frank has no arms. **Knock knock who's there?** Not Frank."
"A horse walks into a French bar... ...and the barman says, ""I'm afraid you will have to leave, Monsieur Horse. We do not serve food in here."""