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Joke of the Day
"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."
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"Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
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"Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night."
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"If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear."
"What are rich people called in Japan? Milyennaires"