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Joke of the Day

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father? Ciudad!"

"Baby Bear: Someone's been eating my porridge! Mama: That's wonderful, dear. Papa never eats Mama's porridge anymore. Papa: Jesus, Linda..."

"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."

"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk guy."

"""I'm so sorry"" and ""my bad"" can be used interchangeably Except at funerals."

"Meeting my friend's new kid is always awkward. I mean, do I let them smell my hand before I pet it or just go right in?"

"What did the egg play in the movie? The egg-stra."

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be"