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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still dark."

"funny clean jokes I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean"

"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"

"I'm going to combine a sex shop and a restaurant... The motto is going to be ""First come first serve""."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""

"I just quit my job crushing cans at the soft drink factory... It was just soda pressing."

"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"I tried crossbreeding my cows. I was attempting to create a new type of milk that was super sweet. Instead, none of the cows would even produce milk. It was a complete and udder failure."

"Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more."