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Joke of the Day
"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars"
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"Just got a gift for my dog. I bought my dog a cute toy from the pet shop and she immediately broke it. I demanded my money back but the manager said they won't refund a dead hamster."
"what ultimately decides your fate while you are driving? Your Carma"
"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."
"I thought I had lice. Then I remembered I was in an Asian restaurant."
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."
"A few weeks ago my barber cut my hair too short. I didn't like how it looked at all, but now it's growing on me."
"The new Batman movie wasn't all that good I know 12 people that won't watch it again"
"What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman? Mic Jagger says ""Hey you, get off of my cloud"". A Scotsman says ""Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"""
"Some people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."