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Joke of the Day
"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars"
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"Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business? Their vineyard will produce every varietal of wine... except ports."
"What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans? ""That's grounds for divorce!"""
"Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!"
"Can I favorite people's favorites of me? Looking for more affirmation."
"A man got knocked out the other day... I said to him ""dont worry, I called you an ambulance while you where knocked out"" *points* you're an ambulance! You're an ambulance! You're an ambulance!"
"A dwarf psychic escaped from a police holding cell. Headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""
"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just compliment it and get pissed when it doesn't screw."
"Donald Trump wants to ban selling pre-shredded cheese... ...he says it will make America grate again."
"What do you call a homosexual on rollerskates? Rolaids!"