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Joke of the Day

"Fact of the Day: Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That's how Billy Joel was acquitted of arson charges."

"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."

"""I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucked the fun out of everything."" -Shakespeare"

"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."

"when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I tripped and fell but Jesus didn't see and he kept walking for a little bit"

"I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them With an axe."

"Where do you find a paraplegic Where you left them"

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients."

"Blue live in New Delhi Blue : One Love... Crowd : Dhadkan Kahe... Blue : ???..."

"If everyone gets a dollar for every time I fuck a girl. They'd have none."