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Joke of the Day

"A chemistry lab is like a giant party; Some people like dropping acid, others prefer dropping the base."

"How to piss of a reddit moderator? [Removed]"

"Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong"

"Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."

"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."

"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"

"what is green and has wheels? A frog, I lied about the wheels."

"Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house.... .....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji."

"If you're looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further."

"""Some say Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it"" ""For I did not speak of my own Accord..."" - John 12:49"