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Joke of the Day

"What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain."

"I was going to consider brief units of time but now I'm having second thoughts."

"If you die in a plane crash, you also die in real life. That's just what I heard."

"My friend's name is Jesus. So if I go driving with him, can Jesus literally take the wheel?"

"You are living, you occupy space and you have mass. You know what that means... You matter!"

"Why did mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"What do you call a dog with no tongue? Dirty bollocks"

"What did Casper say to his girlfriend? I love you, boo!!"

"Have you heard about the new Exorcist movie? The mother calls the Devil to pull the priest out of her son."