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Joke of the Day

"I'm developing a new dandruff shampoo designed specifically for pubic hair. I'm going to call it Knees and Toes."

"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."

"Why do kids hate Steven Hawking? They don't like their vegetables."

"Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine? When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)"

"Women are too sensitive. My friend said she was having twins. All I said was at least you'll finally have 2 kids with the same father."

"Oh no, here come the Nintendo police! Wii U, Wii U, Wii U"

"1000 ip !! Hey summoners, Today I reached exactly 1000 ip. yours sincerely, Baqiwaqi"

"I childproofed my house, but they keep getting in."

"Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining my silhouette doing karate poses."

"Lol ""I'm not a pervert, I'm just a connoisseur of ass and titties."" My response after a female co-worker called me a pervert for commenting on a customer's ass as she walked past us."