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Joke of the Day

"Women are too sensitive. My friend said she was having twins. All I said was at least you'll finally have 2 kids with the same father."

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"A roman legionnaire walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers, please."""
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"If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future."
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"This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL"
"I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks ""How are you?"" Not good, Maria. Clearly."