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Joke of the Day
"This guy in line at store had breath so bad his teeth turned sideways just to let it out."
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"What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver? The home golfer goes WHACK! ""Oh no!"" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa"
"New research A new research suggests that idiots look for a joke in everything."
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday."
"PREGNANT LADY DOUCHING JOKE (OC) Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5? She wanted to chanel her inner child"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It goes by faster if you're fat."
"What did the mouth say to the nose? Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait..."
"What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese."
"When playing Fuck/Marry/Kill always ask yourself: will my ""marry"" be cool w/ me fucking & killing these other people?"
"What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz!"