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Joke of the Day
"Your Momma so fat when I download porn of her on the Internet I exceed my monthly data cap"
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"Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day."
"So a woman is chasing down an ice cream truck... ... And the ice cream man stops and says, ""What can I get for you, Ma'am?"" She says ""Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."""
"I'd rather take a bullet for my son than cover for him when mom asks who left the dirty dishes in the sink..."
"Little Johnny & the Devil A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, ""Do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny. ""It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."""
"I let my blind friend borrow money He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me..."
"What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox? Dead or Alive"
"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"
"It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7... but at least they went out with a bang."
"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"