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Joke of the Day

"I let my blind friend borrow money He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me..."

"What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee? Their GPA drops"

"There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean."

"Never assume anything but the position."

"Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ? The sound you make 10th floor "" AHHHHHHHHH *BOOM* "" 1st floor "" *BOOM* AHHHHHHHHHH """

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that, it's a tie!"

"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"

"Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan"

"My mum was killed by cancer... Wait no, my dad was a Sagittarius."

"I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it."