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Joke of the Day
"What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox? Dead or Alive"
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"When you're checking for murderers in your house, don't just yell out ""hello!"" that gives them the upper hand. Yell, ""YOU AINT SHIT!"""
"Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal"
"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Dwayne."" ""Dwayne who?"" ""Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"""
"Why was the transvestite always angry? cross-dressing"
"Just got every hair on my body waxed off except eyebrows and head. I look like a naked mole rat. Men, come & get me if you're into rodents."
"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."
"Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane? Aren't they themselves a carry-on?"
"I have a lot of wisdom in regards to oral hygiene. I'd consider myself a flosserpher."
"making cookies? be sure to save some of the dough so you can start gorging while they're baking"