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Joke of the Day
"What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox? Dead or Alive"
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus"
"If Bruce decides to become a comedienne, what will his stage-name be? Fanny Bruce"
"Therapist: what's upsetting you? Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly Me: cry me a table, Linda"
"I have been playing DotA2 all day... My whole dagon"
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu, you use oink-ment and for bird flu, you get tweet-ment."
"Marriage: when hanging out goes way too far."
"Why did EA Cross the road? Buy the season pass now to find out!"