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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died."
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"What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off"
"These dull kitchen knife jokes just aren't cutting it anymore."
"My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because I don't buy talking marijuana"
"How do you cancel your appointment at the spermicides bank? You call and say you can't cum. Edit:typo"
"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it's being shoved into an oven"
"Better than a Cuppa Joe! With a picture of a rooster...hahaha http://poptrendz.com/collections/t-shirts/products/womens-t-shirt-2"
"How do you make a blind man mad? Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Santa."" ""Santa who?"" ""Santa who has to use the door because you left your fireplace burning, jackass."""
"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"