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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stock broker having sex in the middle of his work? Insid'er trading. http://i.imgur.com/oTp4lvG.gif"

"Jesus said that he'd get rid of evil people, whereas Norse gods said they'd get rid of frost giants. nnI don't see many frost giants around."

"Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he's going to the clinic for a 'work related' injury."

"So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers."

"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."

"A nurse takes a rectal thermometer from her jacket pocket ""Great. Some arsehole's got my pen"""

"Did you hear the joke about the dance? The punchline wasn't funny."

"A hungry termite walks into a pub.. And yells, Is the bar tender here?!?'"

"I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them."

"I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!"