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Joke of the Day
"Starting a cover band called ""A Book"" so no one can judge us."
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"There was a Spanish magician... And he was performing for a crowd. He told the crowd that he would dissapear into thin air. So he counted: UNO! DOS! And he dissapeared without a tres."
"Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls."
"YYZ was the first song I ever learned -Said no drummer ever."
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"Jesus Christ, i can't believe you people are actually making jokes about using chloroform to rape someone. What the fuck is wrong with you? Just choke her."
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8,9,11"
"I kept wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me."
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"What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge? ""No, Woman, no pie."""