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Joke of the Day
"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANES! When do we want them?! NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!"
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"Did you hear about the black comedian? He stole the show."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"What does ""fingering a girl"" and ""using a chainsaw"" have in common? [NSFW] If you hold at the wrong position your finger goes down the shitter."
"Rate kickass only this if your name isn't Steve"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Black and ground up in the freezer."
"Conjugating verbs is great It's always in-tense"
"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "
"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"
"My buddy the hacker took the quiz ""What Beatles song best describes your life."" The answer he got: ""My Way""."