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Joke of the Day
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around."
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"Immediately after giving birth to me my mom was charged with crimes against humanity"
"""Just Be yourself"" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well."
"What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon? He got Lemonaids."
"What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? 6.9 has period."
"I just finished doing 100 push-ups over a period of 8 years"
"Why did the Priest cross the road? Because he crosses everything."
"I was watching the super bowl And a hockey game broke out."
"My heart goes out to the teenage girls in California who, due to the drought, can no longer take ""unusually long"" baths like we did"
"Me: Do you want to meet your sisters at the bus stop? 5: *doesn't look up* I already know them."