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Joke of the Day

"Pirate Nuts Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender says ""You know you got a steering wheel stickinn out of your pants?"" ""Aye! It's drivin me nutts."""

"I'm living on the edge. I haven't backed up in weeks"

"Life is like a shower Fat people don't have very good ones"

"A game I bought my Pokemon-Go playing friend caused her to have a brief panic attack. In hindsight, the latest Counter-Strike probably wasn't a good idea..."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Easy to have sex with."

"What does a nosy pepper do? He get jalepeno business."

"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""

"Pedophiles may be bad people... ... but at least they drive slow through the school zones"

"How does NASA throw a holiday party? They planet."

"How many children did Josh Duggar molest? 19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/"