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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cook go to jail? For beating the eggs and whipping the cream!"
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"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."
"3 rings of marriage 1) Engagement Ring 2) Wedding Ring 3) SuffeRing"
"Me: your dress is too revealing Wife: wear your own clothes then"
"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"
"My wife had me take out more life insurance and now there's no grip left on the bath mat. Weird."
"What do male Jews say when they see an attractive female? Challah at your boy"
"I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart."
"Hitting the gym to release stress it's not nearly effective as hitting the cunt that causes the fucking stress"
"Say what you will about pedophiles but... They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework."