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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !"
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"Everybody at this intervention is telling me I have a drug problem but I'm not the one with a melting eagle face & gyrating serpent arms."
"What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in ""unt""? Aunt."
"Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!"
"What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor."
"Pineapple Jokes When is an apple not an apple?"
"I want my headstone to read ""loving wife, evil dictator""."
"Dear White People, Stop making videos of yourselves singing songs from 'Frozen'!"
"All mushrooms are edible... Some you can only eat once."
"If I see someone is too drunk I take their keys. Not for safety, they're probably blacked out and just won't remember I stole their car."