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Joke of the Day
"Nurse: Doctor this man needs an IV! Roman Empire doctor: OF WHAT? HE NEEDS 4 OF WHAT?!"
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"What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms? Kung Pao Chicken"
"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"
"If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were drowning and you could only save one, Would you go to lunch or read the paper?"
"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"Just got a residual check for 6 dollars for my scene in Almost Famous sooo...going to Vegas!!!!!!!!"
"Drinking Bud Light is like having sex in a canoe... Its fucking close to water."
"My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat. No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo."
"What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk."
"*points to person jogging outside through the snow* ""Look kids, a lunatic"""