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Joke of the Day

"COOKING TIP: Quickly slice a block of cheese by throwing it through a harp."

"What do you call Tinder for an amputee? Timber"

"I really hope that death is a woman. That way it will never come for me."

"Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood."

"What do you call a policeman on fire? Bacon."

"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me."

"From my 11 year old cousin: What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes? Wet."

"Beer - tastes like I have friends Title."

"What do we want? Apathy! When do we want it? Oh, you know, whenever."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."