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Joke of the Day
"Some random farmer stole all of my wheat. Talk about ill-gotten grains."
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"Which lip am I supposed to bite to look sexy in selfies? Cuz I look like a werewolf when I bite my top lip"
"I'm too calm to be a Dermatologist. I refuse to make rash decisions."
"Reddit is down? Now where will 9gag get all of its content?"
"Vagina Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock Who's there? Marquis de Sade Marquis de Sade who? It's taking too long for you to de Sade to open up"
"Chinese man calls his boss ""Me no work, I sick"". The boss replies ""When I am sick, I fuck my wife. Try that."" ..Two hours later the Chinese man calls back ""Me better, you got very nice house"""
"How do you brainwash a liberal? Give him an enema"
"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets."
"What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November."
"Mary had a little lamb. The doctor fainted."