133501
Joke of the Day
"""Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."""
Next Joke
"I tried to say no to the vodka but it was 40% stronger than me"
"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."
"Parents: don't give your child the answers to his homework. He needs to learn on his own that you don't know what you're talking about."
"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw a lightbulb?"
"What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account? An anonimouse"
"So I was watching gay porn yesterday... And I saw my doppelwanger."
"Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump."
"I'd tell a joke about Jonestown, But the punch line is too long..."
"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."