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Joke of the Day
"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."
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"Hottest fabric on ramps in Paris this season: Kevlar..."
"Where do girls have the curliest hair? Africa."
"Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say ""well, she was always kind of like this."""
"Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch."
"What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin? A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it."
"Priest and acne. What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until a boy is twelve to come on his face."
"I'm thinking about going to the male pornstar tryouts... ... but I heard there's some stiff competition."
"What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends? Schizofriendic"
"Wanna hear a joke? Sleep. (I know, I don't get it either.)"